wet-chrome:

I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

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Someone just drove their car pretty damn fast right down my lawn I’m pretty sure it was a neighbor but idk who it was good thing we weren’t on the lawn >.>

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"Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?" - The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore by Tennessee Williams (via splitterherzen)

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onwardmydear:

minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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I’m still waiting

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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